Late on Friday the Wikileaks founder and freedom fighter Julian Assange issued a challenge to William hague regarding leaving the embassy. Assange made the following statement, “The day I leave this embassy and volunteer to be arrested will be the day that William Hague will pose naked for playgirl!”
Obviously Hague took this comment literally as a way to end the stalemate, create victory for his regime and appease his Zionist masters and promptly rang the owners of playgirl Hoping to Make Assange eat his words, the following picture has been released by playgirl but be warned its not a pretty sight! Assange was unavailable for comment but sources close to him say that He thinks Hagues recent actions are just another one of his many crimes against humanity.
This story is entirely fictitious and satire